SPH Phone Sex has a way of starting my day off right. Not the fact that I get to hear about some guys itty bitty dick. I mean no girl really want to hear about that. In fact its rather alarming the amount of small dick men there are out there. It has more to do with the fact that I get to start my day off laughing.
Seems every guy with a small penis who starts to hear me giggle over their lack of equipment down there is motivated to have me laugh harder. Just this morning I had a full on belly laugh going on. Where my sides were aching with each and ever agonizing detail this guy was giving me over his lack luster date.
I could barely breathe through that sph phone sex call. Well the times I was able to grab a few breaths is was to humiliate him. Then it was back to the laughing as he told me about his “date”
Even his date was laughing at the lack of a bulge in his pants and he didnt even get to the point of dropping those khakis. Ya total failure.
Course that sph phone sex call got me in the mood to spend my St Patty’s Day giggling and laughing at other small dick men.
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