I have to funniest story to tell you guys. The other day I took a guy home to fuck, and you’ll never believe what happened. I was expecting him to have a huge package, or at least an average sized dick. He kept stalling when it came time to pull down his pants, and I didn’t understand why until I saw his penis. It was so tiny! It looked like a little acorn. I don’t remember laughing so hard in my life. Now I just can’t get enough of small penis humiliation phone sex.
It’s always so entertaining when grown men call me to laugh at their dicks. But I completely understand why. I mean, there’s no way they could please any woman with their tiny dicks, so they have me laugh at it because it’s the only pleasure women will take in their penises. It’s the only thing their dicks are good for.
So many men call me and tell me about their little cocks. They tell me that no woman has ever orgasmed from it. I mean, how could they? They can’t even feel it when it goes in. It’s absolutely shameful. Men with tiny dicks ought to be ashamed. They’re supposed to be men and be able to please women with their package, but they can’t even do that. Men with tiny dicks aren’t real men.
I know that you’re reading this right now and thinking about your tiny penis. You’re thinking that it’s completely useless, and you’re right. That’s why you need to call me so that I can make fun of it properly. I know that it make’s your cock hard just thinking about being humiliated by a woman as gorgeous as me. So call me up for small penis humiliation phone sex and I’ll let you know just how unmanly you really are.
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