I hope that you are not seriously calling that thing a dick! It’s ridiculous and it’s repulsive to those of us who are accustomed to very large dicks. Yeah, I’m a size queen and I’m proud of it. There’s no need for you to even try to convince me that your dick is good for anything other than humiliation phone sex. I would rather not get fucked for the rest of my life than let you come anywhere near me with that disgusting thing.
But I tell you what I will let you do… I’ll let you be the party entertainment when I invite all of my girlfriends over for our monthly ladies night. I’ll put you in a pair of lacy pink panties and you can serve us drinks, get our snacks and just whatever else we want you to do for us. Maybe I’ll make you get down on your knees and give each one of us a pedicure. And when you’re done, you’ll stand up and show us your teeny tiny little clit. Of course we’re all going to start laughing and taking pictures. Maybe you’ll even become an internet sensation by the time we’re done with you.
Call me at 1 888 402 8669 and ask for Abby for humiliation phone sex. I can’t wait to have some fun with you, but it’ll be my kind of fun, not yours.