I’m sure I’m not the first girl who has ever wondered whether or not you’re a real man just from the looks of your tiny dick. Well, let’s just settle it once and for all. I’m going to make an executive decision and say that you are NOT, in fact, a real man. You couldn’t ever make a woman cum with that itty bitty dickie, so the only thing you’re good for (and it’s debatable whether or not you’re even good for that) is small penis humiliation phone sex.
Maybe when you were younger and you had your first girlfriend, you both thought that your tiny dick was normal. Or maybe she was smart enough to know that you were not normal and laughed at you. Is that what happened? Did she just bust out laughing when you took your clothes off in front of her the first time? That’s what would have happened if I had been your first girlfriend. I would have taken one look, laughed, and just told you to put your clothes on and get out. Even at 18 years old, I was a size queen and wouldn’t have had any use for someone like you.
You’re not one of those losers who pretends like you don’t know you have a small dick, are you? Well, I certainly hope not because if you act like your dick is normal, I am going to roast you even more than normal. I will have absolutely NO pity on you when you call me and tell me you’re not THAT small. We both know that you are, so don’t even try to act like you’re not.
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