I received an email from a gentleman (if you can call him that) yesterday. He asked me if I was hot for his body and if I’d like to fuck him, and he attached a picture. I always hesitate when I receive pictures that were not requested, or by someone who hasn’t even called me yet – but for some reason my interest was piqued. The man in the picture was all big and muscular – like really buff. It was all fine and dandy until I got to the place where his dick should have been. Yep. You read that correctly. Lost in all of those muscles was this teeny-tiny pathetic excuse for a cock. Hence the small penis humiliation blog today. This one is for you!
Do you honestly think for one second that I would let that teeny weenie come anywhere near me? It doesn’t matter how big your muscles are, if that one muscle is missing. I literally had to zoom in to see the thing that you call a cock. I’ve seen a lipstick case with more girth than that. Seriously, pathetic.
It makes no difference how much you work out – it will never compensate for what you are lacking – the one thing that makes you a man. Imagine the disappointment every woman you have ever come in contact with has been subjected too. I know this girl would have been running for the hills, laughing uncontrollably at that tiny pecker.
In any case, I made sure and shared this unwanted photo with all of my girlfriends, and we all had a great laugh at your expense. I’m still laughing about it today in fact. If that wasn’t the reaction you were looking for, I don’t know what to tell ya!
If small penis humiliation phone sex is what you crave, then call me. I have no problem laughing at a pathetic loser with a tiny dick while I paint my toenails. And if you are gonna send me nude pics – give a girl some warning! Call 1-888-402-8669 and ask for Harper.