SPH Phone Sex with Kelly

OMG is that your dick!?! That tiny shriveled up mushroom is your so-called cock? No wonder you’re the perfect candidate for SPH phone sex! I’m surprised your wife has stayed married to you for so long. You must have some money for her to stick around. Or maybe she cheats on you, doesn’t she? Hey, I don’t blame her. She’s doing you a solid by not leaving your pathetic no dick self if you ask me. Does she like to humiliate and degrade you for having such a teeny tiny man clit? I know I would! You know it’s all you deserve. That’s why you called an SPH phone sex bitch like me.

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Go ahead, take it out, I could really use a good laugh! I want to take a pic and post it on my twitter cuz no one would believe me if I told them just how small your cock really is. Really, coming across a micro peen like yours is like finding a unicorn, but only super sad instead and not good luck at all. I guess your momma’s body didn’t know whether it wanted to have a boy or a girl so you are kind of in-between. A freak of nature, really. Instead of a real cock, you got a big clit.

Trust me, lots of wee dick losers out there calling for SPH phone sex every day. Just like you, they know they will never, ever be a real man and all they will ever deserve is to be the source of constant berating and entertainment for hot sluts like me who you will never get to fuck. So go get your panties on and call me for SPH phone sex you sad excuse for a man! I have s much verbal bashing to do!