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First of all, have you looked in a mirror lately? You’re not exactly model material. A gorgeous girl like me has no use for you other than to remind you over and over again how hideous you are. You’re balding, your teeth look really stupid and holy shit, a plane could land on your nose. Yeah, it’s that big. Is it any wonder no woman wants to have anything to do with you?
And don’t even get me started on the little thing in your pants that you call a dick. You can’t even call yourself a real man because there is NO way in the world you could fuck anyone with that thing. Ugh. You should just keep it hidden in a pair of panties because nobody is ever going to want to see you naked. But don’t worry, there are still things I can use you for. You would be a great fluffer for getting dicks hard for me before they fuck me. See, you can be destined for greatness, too. It’ll just be way different than what you imagined haha!
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