Do gooders, take your public service announcements about the hazards of smoking and shove them straight up your self-righteous health conscious asses! Got it? I want to smoke and it’s legal to smoke and I’m going to smoke. Because I like smoking. And since I like smoking, I guess you can imagine that I like smoking fetish phone sex — which I do. I like telling guys about how I used to sneak cigarettes way back many moons ago when I was only in junior high school. Yes, you read that right: I wasn’t even in high school when I started smoking. I was just barely a teenager, only thirteen years old, and I started smoking and I liked it. I kept doing it even after I got in trouble with a teacher for smoking and even after my parents gave me stern lectures about it. What do I like about it? I like having the cigarette in my hand, I like sucking on it, I like the way it tastes, and the way smoke smells. I just like it! I don’t have to get all egg-headed about liking smoking but it definitely is because of what it resembles. Yes, good old Sigmund Freud said, “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar,” but really, who can deny that taking a cigar or cigarette into your mouth and sucking on it is a lot like taking a dick in your mouth and sucking on it? I think someone also said you hold a tiny bit of tamed fire in your hand when you’ve got a cigarette in your hand.
But ultimately the reason I got for smoking fetish phone sex is that it is a turn on. Knowing all I have to do to give a guy a good boner is to talk about smoking cigarettes is a power trip and the kind of power trip that gets me excited, gets my pussy wet and makes my clit twitch. Smoking brings out the rebel in me, the devil make care attitude, at once cool and elegant. I smoke and I’m going to keep on smoking and I hope guys with smoking fetishes will call and talk to little old Trixi about it.
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