You may ask yourself why you’d deign to take a chance on the new girl. After all, it’s always a gamble – what if she doesn’t understand my needs? What if her voice sucks? What if *gasp* I don’t cum?Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Vanessa – Miss Vanessa to you -, and I’m originally from Savannah, Georgia, though now make my home on the Oregon coastline. Growing up, my parents owned an antique shop, instilling in me a love for all things weird and wonderful. Later, that unconventional taste led me to my current affinity for anything goes phone sex.
When I say anything goes phone sex, I mean it. Be it a dystopian breeding farm on Mars, or a Kafkaesque metamorphosis with a tentacled protagonist, I’ll “Yes, and” it until the high strangeness pushes you over the edge into the most memorable orgasm you’ve ever had. Through it all, I’ll be your depraved cheerleader, moaning along as I, too, give into my own pleasure. So if you ever find yourself saying, “Miss Vanessa, this might be too weird for you,” I invite you to perish the thought. In my world, the stranger you are, the better. Indulge me just as you indulge yourself, and know that nothing delights me more than your twisted desires wrapped around my outstretched finger – though, I must warn you that after a round of anything goes phone sex with me, you might find yourself completely and utterly captivated.
If you’re looking for an accomplice in your taboo roleplay, a listening ear, or perhaps you want to be told a strange, sensual story by yours truly, look no further. Miss Vanessa will wait – patiently, at first…then hungrily. I look forward to your call, darling. Call 1 888 402 8669 and ask for Vanessa for a kinky anything goes phone sex call.