Holy shit! Are you kidding me? I’m sorry but what the living fuck is that tiny thing that you are shaking at me? Don’t tell me that’s actually your dick! Dude, that is the smallest cock I have ever seen. I don’t know whether to be disgusted or laugh…probably both. You definitely qualify for the small cock humiliation phone sex award! When it shrivels up and gets flaccid, you can’t even see it. It is like it retreats into your body like a scared turtle. Or maybe it looks more like a pussy! I can see why you’ve never been with a sexy woman. Why would you want anyone to see that?? So let’s get one thing straight. I think you misunderstood when I said I like to play with guys with tiny dicks. I meant I like to humiliate them!! Laugh at them and take pics to show my friends. You honestly thought I meant I wanted to diddle your little micro penis or even fuck you?
How exactly could I fuck you? Well I guess we could rub clits together…cuz that’s what it looks like. A sad misshaped clit, ick. Something really got screwed up in your gene pool! Look I enjoy pussy bumping sometimes, but not with a man, who is supposed to have cock! Maybe if you go and get it completely altered so it looks like a sexy cunt, then I might consider it. But all I can offer you now is a borage of berating and laughter you sorry sph phone sex loser. Yeah, I know, not fun for you. But it would be a great time for me! Save my number. We can call it a ‘phone’ date if you want. It’s the only kind you’ll ever get from me.
Call Kelly for small cock humiliation phone sex now at 1 888 402 8669