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I’ll be doing all kinds of things that don’t involve you while you’re muted during our ignore fetish phone sex call and they’ll all be more fun than talking to a loser like you. I might clean my bedroom while we talk. I might scrub the toilet and yes, even that would be more fun than talking to your pathetic ass. Hell, cleaning the litterbox would be more entertaining than hearing you tell me what a loser you are and how much you deserve to be ignored. But see, I already know that. I don’t need you to tell me. All I need you to do is pay to be ignored and then sit there and be quiet. And you know what the most pathetic part of it is? You’ll be hard as a rock while you’re sitting there in silence and I’m going to love every single minute of it. Call me now at 1 888 402 8669 and ask to talk to Abby.