So I started dating this guy who drove a really HOT black sports car. I mean, you could totally cum just looking at this car. But he on the other hand, well lets just say, he was not making anyone cum – even if he used a high speed vibrator and put a paper bag on his head. But his parents were SUPER rich, so I could deal. Right? Heehee!
Unfortunately after buying me lots of jewelry and gifts, he wanted to be compensated….. sexually. *shudder* He got undressed and I will never forget the HUGE bout of laughter that came over me! His pubes were like a foul hairy forest .. and where the eff was his PENIS?? “Do you have a VAGINA??” I asked as I laughed hysterically. “No Tiffany, I’M HARD!” HAHA! What was hard?? All I could see is hair, hair, and more hair! I made the lil’ dicked fucker go into the bathroom and weed whack that shit!
When he came back out I got my first glimpse of his teeny weeny! HAHA. Oh my gosh, SERIOUSLY? That’s IT? I tapped the lil’ sucker with my finger and it just seemed to flop around. How did he EVER think he was going to fuck me with THAT??
I sorta had an idea that he would have a micro sized dick.. so I whipped out a pocket pussy and made him fuck that! What can I say, a pretty girl like me likes big dicks….and we like small penis humiliation with losers like him!
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